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David Mandel's avatar

This is the most enjoyable post I've read today. If we ever meet, though, let's do so at a restaurant.

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Stephen Schecter's avatar

Your excesses and hyperbole are exactly what make your writing so appealing. To skewer the idiots with their own language is a pleasure you offer the reader and most appreciated by this one. In the Middle East and the wilful Western misunderstanding of it we have so much prevarication, dream palaces galore, and outright Jew hatred, not to mention condescension to the Arab Muslim world, that a heavy dose of truth is needed, though it alone is insufficient to make a difference that makes a difference, as my beloved now dead mentor Luhmann liked to say in other contexts. Poison and arms are needed, and in the levelled landscape that ensures people can behold the consequences of their wilful folly. Keep on writing. No apologies necessary.

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Susanne's avatar

love, love, love everything you write!!❤️

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Dude Bussy Lmao's avatar

I mean this as the highest possible praise:

The middle section was the most beautifully coherent schitzopost I have ever read, and perfectly captures my revulsion at the word "partner"

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Deep Turning's avatar

Outside a business, legal, or cowhand context, the partner usage is nauseating. This is one cause that needs a jihad or crusade or whatever....

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friesdan's avatar

Hussein, how close do you live to Berkeley? I have more (arbitrarily priced but nevertheless sometimes good) wine than I'll ever drink. When I work for nice wineries, they give it to me. Let me give you something you'll enjoy. I'm wine rich and cash poor.

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ابو القاسم التغلبي's avatar

"Rhetorical flourish?" What flourish?

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Nicki Waldner's avatar

Oh God Hussein thank you for the heads up! I’ll dial down my unrestrained adulation when speaking of you to anyone who will listen and dial up my critical antennae from now on!!

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Rafael Frumkin's avatar

At the risk of sounding too laconic -- dude, same: https://rafaelfrumkin.substack.com/p/one-day-everyone-will-have-been-against

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Deep Turning's avatar

This is mutual trade to mutual benefit. I heartily endorse whatever wine you're drinking.

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Will Collins's avatar

Apologies if I ever encounter you and unthinkingly use a common platitude or cliché. Please don’t poison me with bad wine.

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A Z Mackay's avatar

Defending rhetorical excess as a form of reader protection is the most sophisticated justification for maximalism I've encountered, and I'm genuinely unsure whether that makes it more convincing or less.

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RaviK's avatar

It is always lovely to read your posts and yes I do take your writing seriously

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Lucie Ramsey's avatar

Wonderfully enjoyable and authentic👏🫶💙

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Rauvan M Averick's avatar

In addition to everything else, you also digress.

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Zaida's avatar

> That I cannot make a simple point without turning it into a baroque exercise in excess, dripping with gargoyles and flying buttresses.

It's true. And I bemoaned this somewhat when I first found you and was trying to catch up on your past essays. But these days I appreciate it. The predominant writing style of the day is factual and minimally descriptive; like walking into a room of IKEA furnishings. Functional but unlovely. Probably a holdover from the days when newspaper journalists were limited by the size of the page, and book authors by the expense of printing and binding. (Alas, just as this physical constraint was lifted we commenced frying our attention spans and sliding towards general illiteracy.) Your writing is as much aesthetic experience as message, and the sheer length means an essay can't be skimmed in the ten minutes before one's next Zoom meeting. Time must be set aside for it, and quiet enough to concentrate. Isn't that a rare thing, these days?

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ABC's avatar

I enjoy your humorous hyperbole or hyperbolic humor. I know exactly the rage at postmodern cant.

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